ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
God, I missed his penis.
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