it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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