You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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