Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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