Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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