Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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