why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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