So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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