yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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