I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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