you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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