..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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