You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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