Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
please don't ironically join a cult
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