I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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