butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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