Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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