Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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