i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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