at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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