are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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