Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
We are all done wearing pants today
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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