i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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