Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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