I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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