she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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