Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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