no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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