one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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