it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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