Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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