You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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