There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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