Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
my poor anus
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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