You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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