Your tits are I can't wait for
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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