You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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