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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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