I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
