he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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