it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
