I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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