He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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