dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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