I am full of burrito and curiosity
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
