quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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