porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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