just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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