Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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