maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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